**Official Report** Operation White Lightning

23 08 2008

**PRIVATE**

Lieutenant,

Corporal Catherine and I have just completed Operation White Lightning. As you expected it was a tricky stealth mission under the cover of dark, a dangerous operation which could easily have resulted in fatalities. Fortunately, we were successful sir.

Infultrating Cumming territory proved straightforward, with no signs of life in their street. The mission to ‘zoop up’ Ali’s new £60 SpaceStar was completed with a great deal of satisfaction. The racing numbers, ordered from Demon Graphics - number 40 reflecting the male target’s age - were perfect ammunition. We have captured the mission objectives on film for your inspection sir:


Corporal Catherine mid-operation


Racer Number 40


Operation Complete, time to boost!!

Operation White Lightning - Status:COMPLETED

Captain A.





Joke For The Day

24 06 2008

What’s the difference between a yoghurt and an Australian?

If you leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 200 years it develops a culture.

Andy





Ain’t No Sunshine

21 05 2007

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in a microwave until it’s Bill Withers.

Andy